“And maybe men say they’re glad not to give birth, all the pain and blood, but really that’s just so much sour grapes. For sure, men can’t do anything near as incredible. Upper body strength, abstract thought, phalluses—any advantages men appear to have are pretty token.
Gentlemen, welcome to Rhetoric Club.
The first rule of Rhetoric Club is: You must talk about Rhetoric Club. The second rule of Rhetoric Club is: You must talk about Rhetoric Club. Third rule of Rhetoric Club: Someone yells “fuck you!”, goes circle argument, uses a fallacy, the debate is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a discussion. Fifth rule: one debate at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: no false assumptions, no strawmen. Seventh rule: Debates will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at Rhetoric Club, you better have a good point.
What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.